LiFE or SOMETHiNG like it

1,166 people that disgust me

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 04:06:10 GMT

Rashley2 [10:59 PM]: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5564783764&rd=1
FALLiNG 4EVERR [11:01 PM]: cant afford to leave her a dollar, but you can regster on ebay, with your internet connection from your computer and take pics with your digital camera
FALLiNG 4EVERR [11:01 PM]: gimme a break

1,036 comparative (is that a word?) surveys...

Thu, 16 Dec 2004 08:33:18 GMT

lets see the difference between 2003 and 2004...

Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1, i bite the inside of my cheek
2. i smoke too much
3. i push ppl away
4. i leave my cell charger on the floor [& it gets stepped on and now works when it wants lol]

Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. a full time job
2. a semi-normal family
3. more will power
4. love

Name Four Scents You Love:
1. amber romance
2. pear glace
3. romance
4. vanilla lace

Name Four People That Know You the Best:
1. keri
2. christa
3. sal
4. la

Name Four Things You'd Never Wear:
1. white pants
2. velour
3. big hoop earrings with the names in them lol
4. animal prints

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. still thinking about things i would never wear
2. i have like no money
3. i just smoked my last cigarette
4. i should really go put the laundry in the dryer

Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1. took the dogs out
2. fed the cat
3. read through my friends page
4. umm... cut me some slack i just woke up lol

Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought:
1. alcohol
2. a birthday card
3. cigarettes
4. jeans

Name Four Bands/Groups Most People Don't Know You Like:
1. godsmack
2. tim mcgraw
3. frank sinatra
4. elton john

Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. water
2. water
3. coors light
4. water

Last Words You Said:
whats up

Last Song You Sang?
elton john & billy joel - your song

Last Person You Hugged?
my mother

Last Thing You Laughed At?
the reply that the person that sent this to me had for this lol

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And Meant It?
have i ever? ooooooh yes... last night leaving the hospital, i always tell my grandfather

Last Time You Cried?
last night @ the hospital

What's In Your CD Player?
eminem the marshall mathers LP

What Color Socks Are You Wearing?
white polo sport ankle socks

What's Under Your Bed?
shoeboxes full of junk, a few pairs of shoes, and some elmo game i got for christmas like 10 years ago that i never opened

What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
a few times, but the time i actually chose to get up was 12:58

Current Taste?
gatorade

Current Hair?
up real messy

Current Clothes?
gap fleece pants & an aero shirt

Current Annoyance?
my phone

Current Longing?
nicotine lol

Current Desktop Picture?
my brother in st thomas

Current Worry?
my grandfather

Current Hate?
ehh

Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?
eyes or the smile, im a sucker for a guy with a nice smile, and the V is a plus too

Last CD You Bought?
why buys cds anymore? lol

Favorite Place To Be?
at a bar drunk or in my bed sleeping =P

Least Favorite Place?
sharing a room with my father

If You Could Play An Instrument?
piano

Favorite Color?
purple

Do You Believe In An Afterlife?
ehh i dunno

How Tall Are You?
5'6ish

Current Favorite Word/Saying?
pseudo

Favorite Season?
spring, its like perfect weather

One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk To:
my grandmother

Favorite Day?
friday night

Where Would You Like To Go?
to the bank to take out a loan? lol

What Is Your Career Going To Be Like?
currently up in the air

How Many Kids Do You Want?
undecided

Favorite Car?
nissan altima... i jock the tail lights

Type A Line You Remember From Any Book:
hmm...sorry cant, guess i wasnt paying enough attention

A Random Lyric:
sometimes i just hold you to caught up in me to see, im holding a fortune that heaven has given to me

Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1, i still bite the inside of my cheek
2. i smoke too much
3. i push ppl away
4. i drink wayyyy too much

Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. a father that wasnt an alcoholic
2. a license
3. a car to go along with the license
4. a million dollars

Name Four Scents You Love:
1. richie... no matter what hes wearing it makes me want to lick him
2. burberry brit
3. amber romance
4. coconut shampoo

Name Four People That Know You the Best:
1. keri
2. richie
3. larry
4. hey i dont let too many people that close

Name Four Things You'd Never Wear:
1. white pants
2. velour
3. big hoop earrings with the names in them lol
4. animal prints
(none of these have changed lol)

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. richie moving to texas
2. how im gonna work out saturday night
3. whos gonna break this silence between me and my father?
4. why am i still awake i have 2 jobs tomorrow?!

Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1. worked @ pharmacy
2. gave my schedule to teresa so that i still actually work at party city lol
3. read through my friends page about 15 times
4. unplugged the vaccuum while derrick was trying to vaccuum at work about 3 times lmao

Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought:
1. cigarettes
2. dinner
3. christmas presents
4. wrapping paper for the above

Name Four Bands/Groups Most People Don't Know You Like:
1. stereofuse
2. dixie chicks
3. keith urban
4. 311

Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. water
2. coors light
3. pepsi
4. rasberry iced tea

Last Words You Said:
stop it morty (my cats in heat lol)

Last Song You Sang?
keith urban - youll think of me

Last Person You Hugged?
kendall when i went to cvs last night

Last Thing You Laughed At?
what the last thing i said was lol

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And Meant It?
last time i meant it was the text message i sent to richies phone before, but i didnt say it i typed it

Last Time You Cried?
tonight

What's In Your CD Player?
haha its still eminem but now its encore

What Color Socks Are You Wearing?
white

What's Under Your Bed?
a memory box, a safe, some homies, and some of sals crap

What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
my brother kicked me out of his room at 10 but i went back to bed until 1

Current Taste?
menthol cigarettes? lol

Current Hair?
i straightened it today but since its so late its up in a ponytail

Current Clothes?
my super comfy charcoal gray pj pants and my light blue 3/4 shirt i work to work today

Current Annoyance?
richies relocating and saturday nights plans

Current Longing?
::sigh:: peace of mind

Current Desktop Picture?
me, christa, mike, rick and james on my front porch all types of drunk lol

Current Worry?
same as my current annoyance, well that and richies kidneys

Current Hate?
texas!!! lol

Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?
im still a sucker for the smile

Last CD You Bought?
do $5 burnt ones from the asian people count?

Favorite Place To Be?
any place my people, some alcohol, and a deck of cards are

Least Favorite Place?
sharing a room with my father
(hey some things never change lol)

If You Could Play An Instrument?
piano

Favorite Color?
purple

Do You Believe In An Afterlife?
not until im there will i believe it

How Tall Are You?
5'6ish

Current Favorite Word/Saying?
still pseudo but in about 3 days itll probably be wicked lol

Favorite Season?
spring, its like perfect weather

One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk To:
my uncle, just to find out why he thought suicide was his only way out of pain

Favorite Day?
friday nights still rock!

Where Would You Like To Go?
hawaii as long as i didnt have to fly

What Is Your Career Going To Be Like?
currently up in the air (a year later and still... thats sad lol but im liking pharmacy, just not 6 years of the school for it)

How Many Kids Do You Want?
2 is fine, one for each parent

Favorite Car?
lexus truck the one liss has ::drool::

Type A Line You Remember From Any Book:
any line from tuesdays with morrie will do

A Random Lyric:
awh you see ive forgotten if theyre green or theyre blue, anyway the thing is, what i really mean, is those are the sweetest eyes ive ever seen

oh and by the way since i keep going back and posting public entries i thought i would just make a reminder...

stolen from alans away message

Wed, 30 Jun 2004 02:43:44 GMT

a good rule of thumb is it you've made it to thirty five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error

Mon, 24 May 2004 18:25:35 GMT

d0wn2y0u
Look out for the

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From Go-Quiz.com

its gonna burn for me to say this, its coming from my heart

Thu, 01 Apr 2004 05:13:39 GMT

what did i just say; well i can't remember; the room is spinning and my heart is skipping beats - cause i finally cut all the ties that were hanging on me; it's a sign of life to be so confused - you jump and it feels like you're falling; you find the hope, the strength, the heart and just when you think there's nothing left - cause when it feels just like you're drowning that's when you fight for every breath; you find the faith, the will, the words to break through the silence and the pain - cause when it feels just like you're dyin' that's a sign of life; sooner or later you come to the point where you have to choose who and what you want to be and i made the decision not so long ago to be happy; it's a sign of life to be unafraid; you jump and it feels like you're flying; break down - shattered - my reflection is scattered; like ashes in the wind; i'll begin again...

Alzheimer's Test

Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:20:51 GMT

Alzheimer's Test-

Count the "F's" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

How many?

3? Wrong, there are 6 !!--no joke. Read it again.

The brain cannot process "OF". Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius. Three is normal, four is quite rare.

comment with how many you found the first time, dont lie :o)

and dont feel bad if you got 3, i reread it 5 times and still came up with 3 lol

kinda cool

Thu, 18 Mar 2004 06:20:09 GMT

a little billy joel... [you know how this works, pick an artist, answer only in lyrics from their songs]

Are you female or male:: shes always a woman to me

Describe yourself:: she is frequently kind, and shes suddenly cruel, she can do as she pleases, shes nobodys fool

How do some people feel about you:: call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment im totally cool

How do you feel about yourself:: sometimes i lie awake, night after night, coming apart at the seams, eager to please, ready to fight, why do i go to extremes?

Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: if my silence made you leave, then that would be my worst mistake
so i will share this room with you, and you can have this heart to break

Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/crush:: yes i know im in love, but just when i ought to relax i put my foot in my mouth cause im just avoiding the facts

Describe where you want to be:: so you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans, and you stare at the junkies and the closet queens, its like some pornographic magazine, and you smile

Describe what you want to be:: if i only had the words to tell you, if you only had the time to understand

Describe how you live:: you mighta heard i run with a dangerous crowd, we aint too pretty, we aint too pround, we might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one

Describe how you love::: and every time ive held a rose, it seems i only felt the thorns, and so it goes, and so it goes, and so will you soon i suppose

Share a few words of wisdom:: its all about soul, its all about joy that comes out of sorrow, its all about soul, whos standing now and whos standing tomorrow, youve got to be hard, hard as the rock in that old rock 'n roll, but thats only part, you know in your heart, its all about soul

yorkie

Fri, 12 Mar 2004 18:40:16 GMT

my dream puppy <3

please donate to the fund !

PLEASEEEEEEEEEE

Tue, 10 Feb 2004 06:06:59 GMT

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=s8bkh95y

click that plase and just click the number thats spelled out on the website. ashley got me into this lol and while youre at it click hers too

http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=qz374kcx

if you dont like this song youre a communist

Fri, 06 Feb 2004 21:31:44 GMT

well id like to visit the moon
on a rocketship high in the air
yes id like to visit the moon
but i dont think id like to live there
though id like to look down at the earth from above
i would miss all the places and people i love
so although i might like it for one afternoon
i dont want to live on the moon
id like to travel under the sea
i could meet all the fish everywhere
yes id travel under the sea
but i dont think id like to live there
i might stay for a day there if i had my wish
but theres not much to do when your friends are all fish
and an oyster and clam arent real family
so i dont want to live in the sea
id like to visit the jungle
hear the lions roar
go back in time and meet a dinosaur
theres so many strange places id like to be
but none of them permanently
so if i should visit the moon
well ill dance on a moon beam and then
i will make a wish on a star
and ill wish i was home once again
though id like to look down at the earth from above
i would miss all the places and people i love
so although i may go ill be coming home soon
cuz i dont want to live on the moon
no i dont... want to live... on the moon

snow wont kill you unless your old and sick, or yougn and sick, or just plain stupid

Wed, 28 Jan 2004 05:58:21 GMT

p.s. everyone in new york is gay. its only snow fools. well live. we wont be buried alive. no need to go out and buy 6 gallons of milk and 100 lbs of rock salt. sheesh.

theres just no one that gets me like you do

Tue, 27 Jan 2004 22:38:54 GMT

somethings breaking up
i feel like giving up
i wont walk out until you know...

no one amuses me like george carlin!

Sun, 25 Jan 2004 05:54:24 GMT

George Carlin's Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.
"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!
But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40.
Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone.
But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would!
So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!
You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime.
And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92."
Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!"
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.

6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves.

BE ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

lol best website

Sun, 18 Jan 2004 04:23:06 GMT

click this youll love me forever lol

BUBBLEWRAP!!

anyone who saw me at work today with the bubblewrap joe gave me will get a giggle out of this. i<3bubblewrap!!

...still here

Sun, 04 Jan 2004 05:10:30 GMT

your days, you say they're way too long
and your nights, you can't sleep at all;
and you're not sure what you're waiting for
but you don't want to no more
and you're not sure what you're looking for
but you don't want to no more
hold on if you feel like letting go
hold on it gets better than you know

lmfao

Tue, 23 Dec 2003 00:39:41 GMT

If I said to you, "I have a great idea for a business. I'll open a whole new type of coffee shop. Instead of charging 60 cents for coffee I'll charge $2.50, $3.50, $4.50, and $5.50. Not only that, I'll have no tables, no chairs, no water, no free refills, no waiters, no busboys, serve it in cardboard cups, and have the customer clean it up for 20 minutes after they're finished."

Would you say to me, "That's the greatest idea for a business I ever heard! We can open a chain of these all over the world!" No, you would put me right into a sanitarium.

And it's burnt coffee! It's burnt coffee at Starbuck's, be honest about it. If you get burnt coffee in a coffee shop, you call a cop. You say, "It's the bottom of the pot. I don't drink from the bottom of the pot. But when it's burnt at Starbucks they say, "Oh, it's a special roast. It's a special bean from Argentina....." The bean is in your head!!! I know burnt!!!

You want coffee in a coffee shop, that's 60 cents. But at Starbuck's, if it's Cafe Latte: $3.50. Cafe Creamier: $4.50. Caffe Suisse: $9.50. For each French word, another four dollars. Why does a little cream in coffee make it worth $3.50?

Go into any coffee shop; they'll give you all the cream you want until you're blue in the face. 40 million people are walking around in coffee shops with pitchers of cream: "Here's all the cream you want!" And it's still 60 cents. You know why? Because it's called "coffee." You want cinnamon in your coffee? Ask for cinnamon in a coffee shop; they'll give you all the cinnamon you want. Do they ask you for more money because it's cinnamon? It's the same price for cinnamon in your coffee as for coffee without cinnamon - 60 cents, that's it. But not in Starbucks. Over there, it's Cinnamonnier - $9.50.

You want a refill in a regular coffee shop, they'll give you all the refills you want until you drop dead. You can come in when you're 27 and keep drinking coffee until you're 98. And they'll start begging you: "Here, You want more coffee ?"

Do you know that you can't get a refill at Starbucks? A refill is a dollar fifty. Two refills, $4.50. Three refills, $19.50. So, for four cups of coffee - $35.00.

And there're no chairs in those Starbucks. Instead,they have these high stools. You ever see these stools? You haven't been on a chair that high since you were two.

Seventy-three year old Jews are climbing and climbing to get to the top of the chair. And when they get to the top, they can't even drink the coffee because there's 12 people around one little table, and everybody's saying, "Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me....." Then they can't get off the chair. Old Jews are begging Gentiles, "Mister, could you get me off this?"

Do you remember what a cafeteria was? In poor neighborhoods all over this country, they went to a cafeteria because there were no waiters and no service. And so poor people could save money on a tip.

Cafeterias didn't have regular tables or chairs either. They gave coffee to you in a cardboard cup. So because of that you paid less for the coffee. You got less, so you paid less.

It's all the same at Starbucks - no chairs, no service, a cardboard cup for your coffee - except in Starbucks, the less you get, the more it costs. By the time they give you nothing, it's worth four times as much!

Am I exaggerating? Did you ever try to buy a cookie in Starbuck's? Buy a cookie in a regular coffee shop. You can tear down a building with that cookie. And the whole cookie is 60 cents. At Starbuck's, you're going to have to hire a detective to find that cookie, and it's $9.50. And you can't put butter on it because they want extra. Do you know that if you buy a bagel, you pay extra for cream cheese in Starbuck's? Cream cheese, another 60 Cents. A knife to put it on, 32 cents. If it reaches the bagel, 48 cents. That bagel costs you $3.12. And they don't give you the butter or the cream cheese. They don't give it to you. They tell you where it is.

"Oh, you want butter? It's over there. Cream cheese? Over here. Sugar? Sugar is here." Now you become your own waiter. You walk around with a tray. "I'll take the cookie. Where's the butter? The butter's here. Where's the cream cheese? The cream cheese is there."

You walked around for an hour and a half selecting items, and then the guy at the cash register has a glass in front of him that says "Tips." You're waiting on tables for an hour, and you owe him money? Then there's a sign that says please clean it up when you're finished. They don't give you a waiter or a busboy.

Now you've become the janitor. Now you have to start cleaning up the place. Old Jews are walking around cleaning up Starbuck's "Oh, he's got dirt too? Wait, I'll clean this up." They clean up the place for an hour and a half. Starbuck's can only get away with it because they have French titles for everything, %$#%^&*.

And I say this with the highest respect, because I don't like to talk about people

to whom it may concern, things just took a turn for the better...

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 22:51:20 GMT

melmac

i think everyone should go there, go to the media page and download george bailey vs. the world bc its a kick ass song, and to you and your short fuse too. good shit. and ya know what, watch the video for answers to the wind, cuz that rocks too [plus keris in it]. and if you live in ny or jersey go see them!! lol //ends melmac promo

that is all -_-

lol

Sun, 07 Dec 2003 08:16:12 GMT

AMUSING AND IRRELEVANT FACTS!

1. In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.

2. Kotex was first manufacturer of bandages, during W.W.I.

3. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

4. In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.

5. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

6. You're more likely to get stung by a bee on a windy day than in any other weather.

7. An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

8. Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.

9. Penguins can jump as high as 6 feet in the air.

10. The average person is about a quarter of an inch taller at night.

11. A sneeze zooms out of your mouth at over 600 m.p.h.

12. The condom - made originally of linen - was invented in the early 1500's.

13. The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.

14. The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

15. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

16. The average bank teller loses about $250 every year.

17. In 1980, there was only one country in the world with no telephones - Bhutan.

18. Every person has a unique tongue print.

19. Your right lung takes in more air than your left one does.

20. Women's hearts beat faster than men's.

21. Pollsters say that 40 percent of dog and cat owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.

22. Bubble gum contains rubber.

23. You can only smell 1/20th as well as a dog.

24. Only 55 percent of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

25. The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in Jello.

26. Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.

27. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

28. The world population of chickens is about equal to the number of people.

29. Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.

30. In 75% of American households, women manage
the money and pay the bills.

31. A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.

32. It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.

33. Some toothpastes contain antifreeze.

34. Sigmund Freud had a morbid fear of ferns.

35. Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the Western Pacific.

36. There are more plastic flamingos in America than real ones.

37. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

38. Lee Harvey Oswald's cadaver tag sold at an auction for $6,600 in 1992.

39. Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.

40. The three best-known western names in China: Jesus Christ, Richard Nixon, and Elvis Presley.

41. When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.

42. Most cows give more milk when they listen to music.

43. 27 percent of U.S. male college students believe life is "a meaningless existential hell."

44. In 1980, a Las Vegas hospital suspended workers for betting on when patients would die.

its been a while since ive gone and fucked things up just like i always do

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 05:43:49 GMT

im bored, and found this... so yeah...

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | death
02 | basements
03 | spiders
THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | mike
02 | keri
03 | danny
THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | my brothers
02 | my kitty
03 | my crew
THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | stalkers
02 | being confused
03 | fugazzi friends

THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
01 | love
02 | my parents
03 | religion
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
01 | cds
02 | xmas cards
03 | that lil stitch thing from the happy meals a while back
THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
01 | listening to "so gone"
02 | singing along
03 | talking to bravo
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
01 | be genuinely happy
02 | go on a rollercoaster
03 | master the art of liquid eyeliner lol
THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
01 | sing
02 | drink lol
03 | write
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
01 | bitchy
02 | confusing
03 | loyal
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY LOOKS:
01 | aero-ed out
02 | casual
03 | average?
THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
01 | make my parents happy
02 | tell certain people how i really feel
03 | be responsible
THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
01 | how to rob and industry nigga [props to donovans dj for playin it!]
02 | a baby giggling
03 | my brother singing lol
THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO EVER:
01 | gunshots
02 | my father in the middle of a rant
03 | "i just wanna be friends" lmaooo
THREE THINGS I SAY THE MOST:
01 | pseudo
02 | say werd
03 | ____ yo lol [thanks mike]
THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
01 | sandwiches from buddys
02 | t bell
03 | nannys lasagna
THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
01 | italian
02 | the point of this life
03 | how to let things go
THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
01 | water
02 | coors light
03 |
THREE SHOWS YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE A KID:
01 | ducktales
02 | full house
03 | perfect strangers

1. Spell your first name backwards - ellehcim
2. The story behind your lj user name ? im obsessed with freddie prinze jr, julia stiles and the movie down to you
3. Are you homosexual ? negative
DESCRIBE YOUR
[ x ] Wallet- baby blue with cherries on it
[ x ] Hairbrush - its a tan round one
[ x ] Toothbrush- lime green and blue battery powered one
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily- 2 sets of gold hoop earrings, one slightly smaller than the other, gold cluster ring, gold and white gold ring, nameplate, gold cross my grandmother bought me before she died, 2 curved barbells in my snugs, cbr in my orbital, and 12G tongue ring with pink balls
[ x ] Pillow cover- one is blue and one has flowers
[ x ] Blanket- light blue fleecy one
[ x ] Coffee cup- dont drink coffee
[ x ] Sunglasses- dont have em
[ x ] Underwear- lol boring and white
[ x ] Favorite shirt- love my hoodies<33
[ x ] Cologne/Perfume- pear glace from victorias secret
[ x ] CD in stereo right now- xtina
[ x ] Tattoos- just the one half kitty thing james likes to make fun of lol
[ x ] Piercings- 2 standard earrings, 2 snugs, orbital & a tongue ring
[ x ] What you are wearing now- aero shirt, aero hoodie & old navy pj pants
WHO or WHAT (was/is/are)
[ x ] In my mouth| a tongue ring
[ x ] In my head| i fucked up bad this summer... stupid songs make you think of bad memories
[ x ] Wishing| my life didnt change so much this year
[ x ] After this| watch third watch and go to bed
[ x ] Fetishes| lol um yeah
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, and for what reason| id start with michelle dangelo
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now| my grandfather =/
[ x ] Is next to you| a window
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies| down to you, empire records, the sweetest thing, boiler room, bruce almighty
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month| normally it would be christmas, but not this year
[ x ] The last thing you ate| french fries
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of| how im gonna die
[ x ] Do you like candles| if they smell purty
[ x ] Do you like incense| i used to
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood| no but i dont particularly dislike it either lol
[ x ] Do you believe in love| yes
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates| nope
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight| no thats lust
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven| i want to
[ x ] Do you believe in God| i want to... but its been a long year
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die| ill be dead, do with it what you wish
[ x ] Who is your worst enemy| myself
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be| a ferrett
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up| 36 hours... drugs will do that to ya lol
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks| never tried
[ x ] What's your favorite coin| my flattened pennies
[ x ] What are some of your favorite candies| cherry airheads, junior mints
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand| that no matter how hard you try you will never understand me
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better| guys
[ x ] Who is someone that you really wish was still around| my grandfather and my uncle =*(

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 04:21:15 GMT

note to everyone who sends out email;
i am NOT interested in the paris hilton sex tape. STOP EMAILING MEEE!!!!!!

thank you and goodnight.

more funny junk

Sun, 30 Nov 2003 23:36:16 GMT

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?">
* Warren Hutcherson

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
* Steven Seagal

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
* Jeff Foxworthy

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
* Robin Williams

"If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base."
* Dave Barry

"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
* Marilyn Pittman

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."
* Bob Ettinger

"My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim."
* Paula Poundstone

"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Uh, duh!"
* Conan O'Brien

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my Goodness. . I could be eating a slow learner."
* Lynda Montgomery

"The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."
* Roseanne

"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west."
* Richard Jeni

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
* Johnny Carson

"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
* Paul Rodriguez

"My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law."
* Jerry Seinfeld

"Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."
* Oscar Wilde

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
* Mae West

"Suppose you were an idiot . . . And suppose you were a member of Congress . . . But I repeat myself."
* Mark Twain

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait."
* A. Whitney Brown

"Ah, yes, divorce . . . from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet,"
* Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
* Roseanne

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'"
* Dave Barry

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."
* George Carlin

"When I die, I want to die like my grandmother who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car."
* Author Unknown

Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children"

"Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."
* Drew Carey

mike & lauren @ karaoke

Wed, 26 Nov 2003 06:33:23 GMT

hey check out my brother and lauren singing "picture" at village cafe!

Wed, 19 Nov 2003 20:55:06 GMT

Borrowed from metalkreature who borrowed it from choirgrrl

I want you to post anything that you want in reply to this entry. Anything. A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love, an opinion, a critique - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like. Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say. This can be about me, or anything you want. Regardless, just use the "anonymous" radio button to post anonymously. You can reveal who you are if you want. I'm really open minded. Post what you'd like. And if you post nothing... hey, that's all good too. I don't mind.

12 days until 21

Mon, 17 Nov 2003 19:23:34 GMT

Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1, i bite the inside of my cheek
2. i smoke too much
3. i push ppl away
4. i leave my cell charger on the floor [& it gets stepped on and now works when it wants lol]

Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. a full time job
2. a semi-normal family
3. more will power
4. love

Name Four Scents You Love:
1. amber romance
2. pear glace
3. romance
4. vanilla lace

Name Four People That Know You the Best:
1. keri
2. christa
3. sal
4. la

Name Four Things You'd Never Wear:
1. white pants
2. velour
3. big hoop earrings with the names in them lol
4. animal prints

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. still thinking about things i would never wear
2. i have like no money
3. i just smoked my last cigarette
4. i should really go put the laundry in the dryer

Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1. took the dogs out
2. fed the cat
3. read through my friends page
4. umm... cut me some slack i just woke up lol

Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought:
1. alcohol
2. a birthday card
3. cigarettes
4. jeans

Name Four Bands/Groups Most People Don't Know You Like:
1. godsmack
2. tim mcgraw
3. frank sinatra
4. elton john

Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. water
2. water
3. coors light
4. water

Last Words You Said:
whats up

Last Song You Sang?
elton john & billy joel - your song

Last Person You Hugged?
my mother

Last Thing You Laughed At?
the reply that the person that sent this to me had for this lol

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And Meant It?
have i ever? ooooooh yes... last night leaving the hospital, i always tell my grandfather

Last Time You Cried?
last night @ the hospital

What's In Your CD Player?
eminem the marshall mathers LP

What Color Socks Are You Wearing?
white polo sport ankle socks

What's Under Your Bed?
shoeboxes full of junk, a few pairs of shoes, and some elmo game i got for christmas like 10 years ago that i never opened

What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
a few times, but the time i actually chose to get up was 12:58

Current Taste?
gatorade

Current Hair?
up real messy

Current Clothes?
gap fleece pants & an aero shirt

Current Annoyance?
my phone

Current Longing?
nicotine lol

Current Desktop Picture?
my brother in st thomas

Current Worry?
my grandfather

Current Hate?
ehh

Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?
eyes or the smile, im a sucker for a guy with a nice smile, and the V is a plus too

Last CD You Bought?
why buys cds anymore? lol

Favorite Place To Be?
at a bar drunk or in my bed sleeping =P

Least Favorite Place?
sharing a room with my father

If You Could Play An Instrument?
piano

Favorite Color?
purple

Do You Believe In An Afterlife?
ehh i dunno

How Tall Are You?
5'6ish

Current Favorite Word/Saying?
pseudo

Favorite Season?
spring, its like perfect weather

One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk To:
my grandmother

Favorite Day?
friday night

Where Would You Like To Go?
to the bank to take out a loan? lol

What Is Your Career Going To Be Like?
currently up in the air

How Many Kids Do You Want?
undecided

Favorite Car?
nissan altima... i jock the tail lights

Type A Line You Remember From Any Book:
hmm...sorry cant, guess i wasnt paying enough attention

A Random Lyric:
sometimes i just hold you to caught up in me to see, im holding a fortune that heaven has given to me

you made up the bed we sleep in...

Sun, 16 Nov 2003 05:09:12 GMT

no i do not have a life, i just went back and made every entry that wasnt a stupid little nothing friends only. this is how i choose to spend my saturday night lol well that is because i spent my saturday morning hung over, and then 9 hours at PC. youd wanna stay home too! but anyways now nosey people cant see my journal from before i made it friends only. muhahaha sucks for you! :)