| stolen from alans away message |
[29 Jun 2004|10:38pm] |
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a good rule of thumb is it you've made it to thirty five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error
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[24 May 2004|02:24pm] |
d0wn2y0u
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From Go-Quiz.com
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| its gonna burn for me to say this, its coming from my heart |
[01 Apr 2004|12:04am] |
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what did i just say; well i can't remember; the room is spinning and my heart is skipping beats - cause i finally cut all the ties that were hanging on me; it's a sign of life to be so confused - you jump and it feels like you're falling; you find the hope, the strength, the heart and just when you think there's nothing left - cause when it feels just like you're drowning that's when you fight for every breath; you find the faith, the will, the words to break through the silence and the pain - cause when it feels just like you're dyin' that's a sign of life; sooner or later you come to the point where you have to choose who and what you want to be and i made the decision not so long ago to be happy; it's a sign of life to be unafraid; you jump and it feels like you're flying; break down - shattered - my reflection is scattered; like ashes in the wind; i'll begin again...
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| Alzheimer's Test |
[24 Mar 2004|01:08pm] |
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Frankee - F.U. Right Back (Explicit) |
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Alzheimer's Test-
Count the "F's" in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
( answer behind the cut )
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| kinda cool |
[18 Mar 2004|01:11am] |
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Britney Spears - I'm A Slave For You |
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a little billy joel... [you know how this works, pick an artist, answer only in lyrics from their songs]
Are you female or male:: shes always a woman to me
Describe yourself:: she is frequently kind, and shes suddenly cruel, she can do as she pleases, shes nobodys fool
How do some people feel about you:: call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment im totally cool
How do you feel about yourself:: sometimes i lie awake, night after night, coming apart at the seams, eager to please, ready to fight, why do i go to extremes?
Describe your ex girlfriend/boyfriend:: if my silence made you leave, then that would be my worst mistake
so i will share this room with you, and you can have this heart to break
Describe your current girlfriend/boyfriend/crush:: yes i know im in love, but just when i ought to relax i put my foot in my mouth cause im just avoiding the facts
Describe where you want to be:: so you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans, and you stare at the junkies and the closet queens, its like some pornographic magazine, and you smile
Describe what you want to be:: if i only had the words to tell you, if you only had the time to understand
Describe how you live:: you mighta heard i run with a dangerous crowd, we aint too pretty, we aint too pround, we might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one
Describe how you love::: and every time ive held a rose, it seems i only felt the thorns, and so it goes, and so it goes, and so will you soon i suppose
Share a few words of wisdom:: its all about soul, its all about joy that comes out of sorrow, its all about soul, whos standing now and whos standing tomorrow, youve got to be hard, hard as the rock in that old rock 'n roll, but thats only part, you know in your heart, its all about soul
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| if you dont like this song youre a communist |
[06 Feb 2004|04:20pm] |
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well id like to visit the moon
on a rocketship high in the air
yes id like to visit the moon
but i dont think id like to live there
though id like to look down at the earth from above
i would miss all the places and people i love
so although i might like it for one afternoon
i dont want to live on the moon
id like to travel under the sea
i could meet all the fish everywhere
yes id travel under the sea
but i dont think id like to live there
i might stay for a day there if i had my wish
but theres not much to do when your friends are all fish
and an oyster and clam arent real family
so i dont want to live in the sea
id like to visit the jungle
hear the lions roar
go back in time and meet a dinosaur
theres so many strange places id like to be
but none of them permanently
so if i should visit the moon
well ill dance on a moon beam and then
i will make a wish on a star
and ill wish i was home once again
though id like to look down at the earth from above
i would miss all the places and people i love
so although i may go ill be coming home soon
cuz i dont want to live on the moon
no i dont... want to live... on the moon
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| no one amuses me like george carlin! |
[25 Jan 2004|12:47am] |
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George Carlin's Views on Aging
Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.
( Read more... )
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| lol best website |
[17 Jan 2004|11:21pm] |
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click this youll love me forever lol
BUBBLEWRAP!!
anyone who saw me at work today with the bubblewrap joe gave me will get a giggle out of this. i<3bubblewrap!!
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| ...still here |
[04 Jan 2004|12:11am] |
your days, you say they're way too long
and your nights, you can't sleep at all;
and you're not sure what you're waiting for
but you don't want to no more
and you're not sure what you're looking for
but you don't want to no more
hold on if you feel like letting go
hold on it gets better than you know
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| lmfao |
[22 Dec 2003|07:25pm] |
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staind - fade |
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If I said to you, "I have a great idea for a business. I'll open a whole new type of coffee shop. Instead of charging 60 cents for coffee I'll charge $2.50, $3.50, $4.50, and $5.50. Not only that, I'll have no tables, no chairs, no water, no free refills, no waiters, no busboys, serve it in cardboard cups, and have the customer clean it up for 20 minutes after they're finished."
( Jackie Mason's take on Starbuck's )
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| to whom it may concern, things just took a turn for the better... |
[14 Dec 2003|05:49pm] |
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george bailey vs. the world |
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melmac
i think everyone should go there, go to the media page and download george bailey vs. the world bc its a kick ass song, and to you and your short fuse too. good shit. and ya know what, watch the video for answers to the wind, cuz that rocks too [plus keris in it]. and if you live in ny or jersey go see them!! lol //ends melmac promo
that is all -_-
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[07 Dec 2003|03:14am] |
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walked right out of heaven |
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AMUSING AND IRRELEVANT FACTS!
1. In Kentucky, 50 percent of the people who get married for the first time are teenagers.
2. Kotex was first manufacturer of bandages, during W.W.I.
3. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
4. In Los Angeles, there are fewer people than there are automobiles.
5. About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.
( and the rest... )
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| its been a while since ive gone and fucked things up just like i always do |
[05 Dec 2003|12:43am] |
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sean paul - call my name |
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im bored, and found this... so yeah...
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
01 | death
02 | basements
03 | spiders
THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
01 | mike
02 | keri
03 | danny
THREE THINGS I LOVE:
01 | my brothers
02 | my kitty
03 | my crew
THREE THINGS I HATE:
01 | stalkers
02 | being confused
03 | fugazzi friends
( more of the survey )
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